THE HECK THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the hell is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even a dream? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I snap? Seriously Fucking Crap?! Dude, this is completely insane. I'm freaking right now. It's like the universe